Oh, San Antonio...

Attention San Antonio readers:

This was brought to my attention by another blogger.  There is a spider monkey roaming loose in your neighborhoods.  Apparently, he's out there chasing women into their garages and stuff.  For real.

So, hide your wife, hide your kids 'cuz he's chasing everybody out there.

MSNBC tells us, "Don't go outside.  Don't try to pet him.  Don't try to befriend him.  And don't feed him at this point."

Which basically lets us know that there's a hungry, lonely spider monkey out in your neck of the woods.

Just thought you guys should know about this.